“Dad, are you going to take a bath?”“No, I’m leaving it where it is.”
What does the ocean do to say goodbye?Wave.
Why was the ocean a lousy house guest?Because it made a lot of long distance...
What does the ocean spread at Christmastime?Good tide-ings.
How does seaweed move?With a little kelp from its friends.
Where do movie stars vacation?On a Tom Cruise ship.
What do hamburgers do at the beach?Build bun-fires.
What did the elephants wear to the beach?Trunks.
What did the kneecap get when it went scuba diving?The bends.
What bikini got stuck in a chimney?The bathing soot.
What does a tropical fruit wear to the beach?A bikiwi.
What do fishing boats do when they catch the flu?They make an appointment...
Why did the ocean’s mother punish him?Because he wasn’t keeping...