A man bought a sports car that was so close to the ground that it could pass under the bar at toll booths. Though the temptation was great, he avoided it until late one night, when he zoomed through underneath the bar. The resulting alarm swiftly produced a state trooper, who demanded the driver’s license and registration.
“What did I do?” asked the man. Replied the trooper, “Never send to know for whom the toll bells. It bells for thee.”