How does a cowboy catch a herd of runaway eyeballs?
He lash-oes them.
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How do eyeballs fight?
They tend to lash out.
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What should you wear on your legs at a baseball game?
Knee caps.
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What kind of car does a rich knee drive?
A Bent-ly.
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What happens if you park your foot in one place for too long?
It gets toe-d.
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What fish smells like feet?
Filet of sole.
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How come the foot was considered a miracle worker?
It had heel-ing powers.
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What’s a good name for a foot?
Arch-ie.
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What’s another good name for a foot?
Toe-ny.
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What does a king’s son always leave on the beach?
Foot-prince.
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What part of the body makes a good pasta sauce?
The toe-mato.
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What does the autobiography of a leg talk about?
Its thighs and lows.
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Why did the fortune teller move to Florida?
She needed more palms to read.
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What’s a good way to carry barbecued food?
In a rib-cage.
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How does a chin cross the street?
First he looks right, then cleft.
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What’s a good name for a guy with a furry chest?
Harry.
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What’s a good name for a boy with a short haircut?
Bob.
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What magazine do gardeners like to read?
Weeder’s Digest.
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What’s a nose’s favorite color?
Blew.
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Why was the nose so poor?
It didn’t have a scent to its name.
