Why did the tree travel to his hometown?
He was searching for his roots.
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Why did the tree’s birthday party end so early?
The other trees started leaf-ing.
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Why did the boy go to forestry camp?
He thought it wood be fun.
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Why are movies about trees so silly?
The story lines are always sap-py.
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What’s the saddest tree of all?
The weeping willow.
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Why did the tree sign up for extra classes?
It needed to branch out.
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What did Noah use on the Ark to help him see at night?
Flood-lights.
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What’s a good name for a pond?
Lily.
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Why did the flower enter the pageant?
She was a bud-ding beauty.
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Is the soil on sale at the nursery?
Yep, and it’s dirt cheap!
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What candy do you find in swamps?
Marsh-mallows.
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Where does water sleep?
In a river bed.
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Where do they auction off bodies of water?
On e-Bay.
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What card game do you play over a river?
Bridge.
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What weather do kings love?
Reign.
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What weather do horses dislike?
Rein.
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Did the farmer think there would be enough rain?
He had his droughts.
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What happened when the knife and spoon took a hike?
They came upon a fork in the road.
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Where do pebbles go to listen to music?
To a rock concert.
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Why is lightning so hard to catch?
Because it bolts.
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What’s a good name for a volcano?
Ash-ley.
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When is the storm coming?
Monsoon-er or later.
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister.
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Which natural disaster shows you lots of places around town?
A tour-nado.
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What kind of storm is very spicy?
A Thai-phoon.
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What kind of wave attacks bookstores?
A title wave.
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What should you do in an ice storm?
Hail a cab.
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Why won’t someone tell you if an avalanche is coming?
What you don’t snow won’t hurt you.
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What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite song?
“There snow business like show business…”
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What do you hear when you drop an omelet in the Grand Canyon?
Egg-o, egg-o, egg-o.
