Dad Jokes: Home Sweet Home
What’s a nice gift to give a pastry chef? Flours. *** Where do flour and eggs meet? At a mixer. *** What happened when the pancake met the spatula? …
Dad Jokes: Getting Around
What’s a good name for a beach? Sandy. *** What’s a good name for a church? Abby. *** What’s a good name for a museum? Art. *** What’s a …
Dad Jokes: Up, Up, Up and Away!
Why did the sun get straight A’s? Because it was very bright. *** How did the chimney sweep get to California? He flue on a plane. *** How did …
Dad Jokes: Food for Thought
Why did the grapefruit get kicked out of the chorus? He kept hitting sour notes. *** How do you get two fruits to dance? You pear them up. *** …
Dad Jokes: Where would we be without…?
Why do spiders enjoy computers so much? They like to play on the web. *** Why was the restaurant owner having a tough time getting his website running? Because …
Dad Jokes: Old MacDonald had a…
What energy snacks do chimps like? Monkey bars. *** Why are baby goats fun to play with? They’re always kidding around. *** Why are fish easy to fool? Because …
Born to Pun: Everyday Life
When the husband was working on some roof repairs, his wife got upset because she said his mind was in the gutter. *** Car crash dummies are indispensable when …
Born to Pun: Math and Science
The astronomer couldn’t figure out how to tell time with a sundial after sundown, but it finally dawned on him. *** When someone drops their pants and sticks their …
Born to Pun: History and Mythology
Do you have to turn your sundial back an hour when daylight savings ends? *** If a sundial uses Roman numerals, is it giving the time in Rome? *** …
Born to Pun: Animals and Nature
To stay connected socially, do snails use shell phones? *** Someone needs to create a pesticide specifically for all those things that bug you. *** The young and inexperienced …