The fraternity student ended up in the university’s hospital when he was injured trying to surf “the wave” at the football game.
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When the English teacher vacationed at a state park, he drove past tents before finding his campsite.
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The cheerleading squad came under criticism for having uniforms considered too revealing, but with a few modifications, they skirted further difficulties.
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When the marionette earned a degree in theoretical physics, he decided to specialize in the study of string theory.
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The son of the translator for the deaf came home from school all excited because he learned how to sign the “F” word.
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When the young man graduated from Shepherd School, he looked for a staff position on a farm.
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The young man’s parents were so proud when he graduated from Shepherd School, they framed his sheepskin.
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The entrepreneurial graduate from the Shepherd School started a business of crooks.
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The university’s track coach is renowned for “running” a high-powered athletic program.
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The graduate of the prestigious Shepherd School ran into trouble keeping track of his flock. Every time he took to counting his sheep, he dropped off to sleep.
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The president of the Shepherd Academy decided he would flock all the Christmas trees for the holidays.
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Improper use of punctuation can lead to a comma-tose state for some English teachers.
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Are alumni who give large sums of money to a university’s football program thought of as athletic supporters?
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To join the fraternity of vampire brothers, one has to swear a blood oath.
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There is an entrance exam for barber college designed to see if you can cut it.
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The curriculum at the barber college doesn’t just include professional techniques, but also a study of the history and hairitage of the profession.
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It got the attention of all the fathers in the class when the professor announced a pop quiz for Friday.
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A significant portion of a civil engineer’s education and training centers around concrete principles of design.
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Many civil engineers become Roads Scholars.
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When the young man graduated from Shepherd School, he was just glad to get the flock out.
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The Shepherd School was so famous that students flocked to get in.
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The Shepherd School closed down temporarily because some crooks were involved in a scandal.
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Shepherd School graduates do well in life because they learn how to take good care of ewe.
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Shepherd School students love wool gathering because of the shear joy of the work.
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The young and naïve Shepherd School student learned a valuable lesson when an unscrupulous card player fleeced him.
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The orthopedic medical student thought his finals would be a snap as long as he did a little boning-up.
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Upon graduation all Shepherd School students receive the sheepskin documenting their achievement.
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The pretty, young history teacher asked her student about a historic date, and he got the wrong idea.
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When chickens become educators, they rarely have trouble with teaching eggsamples.
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The chicken dean of students was harsh when eggscoriating pranksters who’d cracked a few too many yolks.
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Medical schools seek to discourage orthopedic surgeons from having knee-jerk reactions to obvious health conditions.
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The medical student knew he wanted to be an orthopedic surgeon from when he was in knee pants.
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The class of orthopedic surgeons will have a class clown known for his penchant for ribbing everyone.
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When marionettes take drama in school, the key is learning how to relax and hang loose.
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First year orthopedic medical students maintain a skeletal class schedule because of their arduous studies.
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The med student, in preparing for her exam to become a licensed orthopedic surgeon, reviewed that the leg bone is connected to the anklebone…
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When the alarm sounded, the chicken student body quickly eggsited the building.
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When the geometry teacher found herself involved in a love triangle, she was upset and wanted to square things with both men.
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The geometry teacher started a new pizza business trying something innovative: each pi had four sides so customers could get a square meal.
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Immediately upon graduating, cartographers begin mapping out their futures.
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It’s a rare cartographer who, upon graduating, doesn’t have a direction in their life.
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The impostor orthopedic surgeon had multiple degrees attesting to his status as a boneified medical professional, but they were all fakes.
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Ms. Smith, 4th period English, gave me my gold shield as a Grammar Detective. My charge: Go after all bad punktuation.
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The English teacher got a call from the Grammar Police when she used an incorrect word. She should have noun better.
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The young barber college student didn’t graduate with his class because he cut too many of his classes.
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Some parents were concerned the cheerleader’s outfits were too form-fitting and suggestive, but the girls felt they should just loosen up a little.
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The cheerleaders’ uniforms were tight with a bare midriff because they felt it would be a waist of effort otherwise in their routines.
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When parents are so concerned about the tight-fitting outfits worn by today’s cheerleaders they forget the brief history of their own indiscretions.
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All this discussion and controversy over the skimpiness of outfits worn by cheerleaders is overblown and that’s the long and short of it.
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The parents of the graduate of the Shepherd Academy were so proud of their son, for a graduation present they gave him a Dodge Ram pickup.
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For his doctoral thesis in the graduate school of the Shepherd Academy the student wrote on the topic, “The Shear Pleasures of Raising Sheep.”
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The recent graduate of the Shepherd Academy had a tough time getting employment and took a temporary job herding a flock of pigeons. Having no useful knowledge of birds, he had to wing it.
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When the student of Shepherd Academy graduated school, he earned pocket money fleecing other students.
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You wouldn’t know it by just looking, but marionettes are highly educated experts in the science of string theory.
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The eccentric instructor was let go by the Shepherd Academy because he acknowledged he liked to have his students follow him around like sheep.
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When the triplets, Two, To, and Too, took tests in school, teachers often thought they were copying off each other.
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No graduate of the Shepherd Academy is ever troubled with insomnia. You can count on it.
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Cheerleading at sporting events has its roots in ancient times when young maidens danced naked to incite young lads to properly send them off to fight the tribe’s wars. That’s a brief history of it.
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When the English teacher’s husband forgot their anniversary, he suffered the shock of present tense.
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When the head cheerleader was asked why the girls wear such revealing outfits she said, “It’s really not very complicated, so let me be brief.”
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Shakespeare’s teachers were not a generous bunch. When he decided he wanted to be a playwright, they thought it was a bard idea.
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The controversy of the scanty outfits cheerleaders wear is because parents are concerned their daughters want to make a good showing.
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The boys fully support the girl cheerleaders wearing brief revealing outfits, but the concerned parents want to get to the bottom of it all.
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The ancient Babylonians, Mayans, and Indians are attributed as creators of the mathematical concept of “zero.” The world still applauds them for making such a fuss about nothing.
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English teachers would like to impose a sintax for poor grammar.
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The surgeon was a former student of the English teacher, who elected to be put into an induced comma during the operation.
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The young, virtuous student was reluctant to learn how to write in cursive because he thought it had to do with profanity and swearing.
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In grade school I learned that the zero was considered a placeholder, but it didn’t count for anything.
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The three brothers, See, Sea, and Si, had very different life stories: One studied and became an ophthalmologist, one joined the navy, and the youngest moved to Spain.
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The doctoral student’s math thesis was on an aspect of the binary number system but she found that half of her work added up to nothing.
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When I was a teenager, I thought my math teacher had a great figure.
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Are math teachers in Italy called Pi-sans?
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Are math teachers who take up flying called pi-lots?
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The geometry teacher wanted to take a break in her relationship because she wanted to have her own space.
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Geometry teachers try to go around in the best of circles.
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When her friends broke up, the geometry teacher tried not to take sides.
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The geometry teacher loved to sun bathe at the beach and watch all the tan gents walk by.
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The calculus teacher secured a bank loan to buy her first home but had to have someone cosine the contract with her.
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When the geometry teacher got married, the ceremony was with just a close circle of friends.
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The meteorologist graduated Magna Cum Laude with a Fahrenheit degree.
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The English professor had a novel idea for a story made up of short, choppy sentences. It turned out to be a period piece.
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When chickens take a typing class, they rarely get beyond the hunt-and-peck method.
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In the beginning, the hunt-and-peck system of typing had been perfected by chicken secretarial schools, but it is now generally considered a fowl system.
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When the woodpecker attended the Hunt-and-Peck Secretarial Academy she excelled and could peck a record-high 150 words per minute.
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The graduate student’s doctoral dissertation at the Shepherd Academy was titled “Sleep Inducing Techniques: A Program You Can Count on.”
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Students in advanced orthopedic surgery programs are generally poor and have personal budgets pared down to the bone.
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The chicken bully got a taste of her own medicine when her classmates started calling her a dumb cluck.
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When Jack Rabbit graduated from medical school, his chosen specialty was anesthesiology because he wanted to be an Ether Bunny.
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The teacher sent the obnoxious parrot to the principal’s office for mocking her.
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It is my understanding that chicken secretarial schools teach a strict hunt-and-peck system.
